(10/11/91) CH, about Angela: "It's not that she's talking to a cockroach that disturbs me; it's that she's talking to it in an English accent."

(10/18) RM [Ars Magica campaign]: "Lord Vertex has, regretfully, kicked it."

(10/25) CH [as Brecca, in Elsinore]: "Give me patience, and give it to me NOW!"

(10/25) CH [Elsinore]: Aeric and what was left of his mind parted company.

(10/25) SM [a grog's pick-up line in Ars]: "Can I floss your cat for you?"

(10/26) CH: "Ellen, your goddess is upside down.
EB: "Oh, that explains a lot."

(10/26) JM: "Wesley will be back next week! Joan is having a hormonal outrage!"
CH: "Joan is a hormonal outrage."

(10/30) AF [Elsinore]: Raikath dropped her fruit.

(10/30) EB: "Hello. My name is Arawn. I'm the god of death. Prepare to die."

(11/1) AL: "The Demonic Duo."

(11/3) CH: "I was channelling for Lwaxana Troi." (You just have to know Carey to realize how unlikely this is.)

(11/4) JL, a bit distracted while reading Elsinore: "The black magus heard the feminist echo of Del's sending."

(11/4) EB: "I don't like fruit so I'm not into S & M." (translation: Skittles & M&M's.)

(11/5) EB: "I've done this before to Phil Collins. I've given him brain surgery several times."

(11/5) AG: "A hormone is a terrible thing." ( variation on a theme)

(11/6) SK's English paper: "In Beowulf,   the contrast between God's champion and the evil monster is quite stark. Grendel is a creature of the night, forever without joy, forever without God's hats."

(11/6) RM: "And God must have some spiffy hats."

(11/7) QEI and Nursie [Blackadder]: "I miss those people with the funny faces and the bells."
"The jesters?"
"No, the lepers."

(11/7) CH: "Ellen, are you all right?"
EB: "I will be, as soon as I isolate this nerve ending."

(11/8) SM [Ars Magica campaign]: "Let me roll for random crew mauling."

(11/8) Same: "Is she there when I wake up?"
SM: "No, she's out flossing her cat."

(11/10) SK & AG: "We're your 800 series hostesses!" (think Terminator)

(11/11) AL, philosophy at 2AM: "Anything that is not nailed down is Amy's. Therefore, all people are Amy's, except Jesus, because he's nailed down. I could pry him up, but it would be messy."

(11/15) "Tongue is one of the requisite parts, also a hand."

(11/16) Picard: "I think I'll take this opportunity to remove my ears."

(11/24) EB: "It's for you, dear. Death is on the line."

(11/30) Anguished English:     "Abstinence is okay if practiced in moderation."

(11/30) EB: "Ferrets don't bury their hats!"

(11/30)SM [Ars Magica]: "No, that does not sound like an act of the faithful." --The abbess of Kleeve, about skinning nuns.

(12/1) "How old are you?"
"Two."
"Then it'll be a while before you can drink."

(12/2) AG: "If you don't have money for a xerox machine you can always use silly putty."

(12/4) Flake's 7 Rights spelled out, during a hall meeting trying to address some Dungeon friction: "You have the right to not remain silent. Everything you say will be treated with the utmost respect..."

(12/4) SMA: "Hey guys, I found Ellen's nipple."
EB: "Could someone come put a finger on this?" (hint: bodice-lacing)

(12/6) HG [Ars character with curmudgeon facade and flaw soft-hearted]: "If we don't go and rescue them they're just going to scream and wake us up again."

Into the woods: "A cloak with a hood doesn't protect you like it should, and flowers have their dangers too."

Same: "I was raised to be charming , not sincere." --Cinderella's prince.

(12/8) AG: "What's the parry bonus on a battle axe?"

(12/8) "You wouldn't know a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked atop a harpsichord singing 'Cunning Plans Are Here Again!'" --Our favorite BlackAdder quote

(12/9) CH: "My professors thiink I'm a gods-be-damned paper factory!"

(Always) TD: Bwa ha ha!

(12/11) AG: Ha-ha-Bwah!

(12/13) JM: "Damn! This sword just keeps falling down my bodice!"

(12/13) EB: "That was the game in which I brained my eyeball."

(12/14) CH: "Just because life isn't fair doesn't mean we can't bitch about it."

(12/15) "Poor Carey. Aeric keeps leaking."

(12/15) AG: "These shirts are not made for people with frontispieces."

(12/15) CH: "SPEAK or be sausage!"

(12/17) "Skynet runs on electrons, not testicles." (Terminator 2)

(1/somethin) EB's mom: "I did NOT make Ellen inhale napalm!"

(12/21) EB: "My brother, the mutagen."
RM: "No, he's a mutant.     It's entirely different."

"Blow your nose and avoid lechery." --One of MANY quotes from Christopher Fry's The Lady's Not For Burning

(12/24) CH: "Fine time to take a nap!" --As Catherine, when Torris passed out from too much spellcasting during the climax of the Ars Magica campaign.

(1/26) CH: "Look! Look! It's birthing!"

(1/26) CH/HG: "It fell to earth like a slimey geeble."

(1/28) EB: "Hey, baby, I can make your hairs stand on end with my nose."

(1/28) AF to one of Elsinore's characters: "Get a grip. Get a life. Get a skateboard."

(1/28) HG: "You brainless, drivelling, intellectual, you!"

(1/29) Prof. Victor Donnay, potato lecture: "There is something about having a hole that makes it essentially different from not having a hole."

(2/1) RM: "Never volunteer. They'll send you to Hell." (Not metaphorical.)

(2/1) Possessed female duck in Buggs, proof that Elsinore is universal: "Ya short, dark, handsome DUCK!"

(2/1) HG & SK: "We make penis-men, and have penis-fights.
We ball them up and throw them."

(2/1) AG & HG "Jesus, crunchy and tasteless...like so many people we know." (Hint: Communion wafers)

(2/1) AL SK AG: "The bust duster stopped sucking!!!"

(2/2) EB: "Gather ye robots while ye may..."

(2/6) CH: "Well, with a perception of 4, it's got to be a her..."

(2/8) SM: "Eye saline is an awfully expensive thing to be dripping up one's nose."

(2/9) RM giving EB a backrub: "Is that supposed to be there?"
"No, that's the Root of All Evil."

(2/11) HG: "It's a bit square-looking, but as long as it dangles freely, it'll be okay."

(2//14) LP: "How much Perdo Vis is Dean Parker worth?"

(2/20) EB: "The two of you have my divided attention."

(2/22) RM: "I guess you just weren't firm enough."

(2/21) ISA rehearsal: "I'm not going to wrap you in a sari! I'm not even going to try!"

(2/23) CH: "It's very rude to make presumptions about other people's nose hair."

(2/25) AL and RM's attempt at a steamy romance novel (sort of): "The hard promise of his wee-wee..."

(2/25) HG: "Just stick out your tongue and hope?" (Hint: snowflakes)

(2/27) "I'm going through alcohol very quickly, and you need to stop this."

(2/29) TD [Clue crossed with Elsinore]: "He did it in the Great Hall, with Morax."

(2/29) SM: "But does his cow die?"
"Only if it doesn't repent."

(2/30) AG: "Why are you making Bambi eyes?"
HG: "I want a venemous goat."

Amy's Psych book: "Everybody has a penis. Only girls wear barettes."

(3/2) CH: "If we're going to do this socially, forks are unacceptable." (hint: ramen noodles, the official food of the Dungeon)

(3/2) JM: "Your suitcase or mine?"

(3/4) EB [An example of a literal translation of Homer, somewhat lacking in epic tone]: "And I swore to the wimpy shades that I would wickety-wack a cow, tube-tied, in my sprawling flat when I got back to Ithaca."

(3/3) CH: "He's got those big, round, wide eyes that say, 'Hi, I'm a megalomaniac.'" (about a sculpture of a Greek child)

(3/4) Prof. Janet Monge, on skeletons: "You cannot sex an immature person. You can only sex an adult."

(3/4) Same: "For many people, there are interesting things that you can do to the pubic bone to do other things as well..."

(3/10) JM/CH "The ducks own Disneyland."

(3/18) AL: "I'm nicer to my bears than to my boyfriends."

SF theater, comedy channel: "If you can't kill the one you love, kill the one you're with."

(3/23) SM "I married a man once."
DL "That wasn't a man, that was a potato."

(3/27) AG: "That is why I never let my mind off a leech."

(3/31) CH: "Men have holes in them too, and if they don't have enough, you can always make more."

(4/2) EB: "Are you discussing men?"
AG: "No, Evil."
EB: "Oh, I'm sorry. I heard you say Amy..."

(4/2) EB: "The tongue action is rather interesting, though..."

(4/2) HG: "Of course, he didn't have breasts, so he looked very lopsided."

(4/6) TW: "I love you!"
SMA: "No you don't, you just like to hear me squeal."

(4/7) SMA: "Shit!"
KV: "They don't have it in Russian."
RM: "They must sure be a constipated country."

(4/7) CH: "I noticed it hitting you."

(4/10) CH: "Let's invite him to tea and see if he exists."

(4/11) EB: "I'm not masturbating. I'm looking for M&M's."

(4/12) EB: "I bet Robin can stick her finger up her nose and make her eyebrows dance."

(4/5) EB: "Where's the castrator?"
CH: "A spoon works just as well."
EB: "This way you can squeeze more easily."

(4/16) RM AG SK [excerpts]:

Souls and Majors and Careers

• Economics--study of how to sell your soul
• Chemistry--creating the sugar-free soul
• Physics--study of the soul in equilibrium
• Geology--looking for fossilized souls
• Archy--studying the potted souls
• Sociology--study variations in souls based on SES
• Televangelism--finding gullible souls
• Poli-sci--study of people without souls
• Psych--wonders why everyone is suffering from the delusion that souls exist, when this can't be statistically proven by running rats through T-mazes.

(4/16) SM [Ars Magica]: "Rolling on the rabbit--er--Rabid Abbot Table."

(4/18) SM: The hollow gourd (horde?) of hell.

(4/19) "Pay no attention to her. She has a problem with the truth."

(4/20) AG: "I'm too silly for this koala." (to the tune of "I'm too sexy".)

(4/26) AG: "I was angelic in white. It was funny as hell."

(4/28) CH: "No goosing the Queen!"

(4/28) St. George play rehearsal: "The ferocious dragon made out with the dean of St. Goatcrossing."

(5/7) CH: "At any time, at any place, Amy's agents can page you.
Have a nice day."

(5/7) In honor of Vasdru: "It's PINK!"

(5/10) JM: I didn't know Lucifer was litter trained."

And the tradition continues, sporadically:

(11/6) EB: "Hope springs eternal--then gets fried by a bug-zapper."

(11/18) HG: "Ellen? If you took the skin off a fomori--"
EB [interrupting]: "--and dunked it in vinegar, it would fizz!"
HG: "I didn't know fomori were basic!"

(1/14/95) CH: "let's just go [to the mall.] We could walk around and kiss people.

(1/14) CH: "You are forbidden to filk while I am naked."

(5/6) HG: "I think Peppermint Patty is bi and Marcie is a lesbian."

(5/18) CH: "Sweetie, if you buy me a flamethrower, make sure it's one that doesn't explode."
EB: "I will, my love. I will."

Blinks-at-Fire, 1:35 AM on 9/22: "I propose a new law of MUSHing: The urgency of the roleplay is proportional to the urgency of sleep."

(11/11) HG: "Follow the yellow brick rock." --Rite of Questing stone in a LARP.

(11/12) CH: "You're God. you haveto make sme decisions here."

(11/24) CH: "You can't breast feed and drive."

(12/1) CH: "I wish I had ears!" --to her cat

(12/2) JM: "Martyrs--Protein enzyme saints."

(1/6) CH: "That's it ! We're poorly designed! I want to talk to the management."

(1/14) JM: "There's only so many things you can say about a penis."

(1/16) CH: "If you stay i'll make you eat my glucose."

(3/1/96) EB: "The greatest part of the Carl to the highest in station."

(3/2) EB: "Hey. Every Harbinger sleeps with a teddy bear. Strider secret."

(Ars Magica Bryn Mawr Quote) AG, on phone with Mentor: "Boss? This is a pizza situation."
"A what?"
"If you don't get here soon, we're gonna be pizza."

One of the classic Dungeon Quotes: "Sorry. Not my deity, not my problem."